Pat Nolan Blog

Al Murray’s FUKP

He’s standing against UKIP’s Nigel Farage in the South Thanet constituency via his own party, the Free United Kingdom Party.

 

“Let it be known” he warns in his electioneering broadcast video for FUKP, “like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the forthcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is…”

His manifesto goes on to promise to “save the British pub” and he pledges to cut the price of beer to 1 pence a pint…. Unfortunately, crisps must remain at the current price, he adds.

“It seems to me that the UK is ready for a bloke waving a pint around offering commonsense solutions.”

Al is calling for the voting public to “vote gov for gov’norment” in the forthcoming elections and is even prepared to “fight Germany if they’re up for it”.

Furthermore, he’s promised to burn down the Houses of Parliament for the insurance.

“Let it be known, like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the forthcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is…” - Al hits the election trail..... somewhere.....

“Let it be known, like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the forthcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is…” – Al hits the election trail….. somewhere…..

 

 

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